John Q…Dude it’s Monday blog you jamook

John Q, wtf bro? You’re hungover? yeah so was I on Friday but you better come blazing tomorrow…I mean two-day hangover? Try 5 days, yeah when I got back from Vegas I was hungover for five days…Try being tied up in the basement of the Mirage sniffing glue for two straight days watching this video on rerun…Fing two days, get it together





Sweet mother of Saint Mary and Joseph, there is a not a day that goes by where I don’t use chapstick. I mean I own them all Burts, Neosporin nighttime, Neosporin Lip Health, Aquaphor, Blistex, kheils, lip Smucker’s (dr. pepper, vanilla etc), Chapstick (cherry, medicated, mint, fuck all of em)…I am blanking on a ton more too, ah carmex got two types of that shit. Anyways the debate for me here is do any of these greasy bastards work? I really have used them all while mixing them up, gone cold turkey on a few, shit even vasoline. Ahhh the winters , I mean I am chappin’ chapstick year round but the winters are just brutal…The summers are just habit because I am literally smoking chapstick out of pipe in the winters.

If someone has a solution please email me..Also I got to get me one of these puppies, multi fucking purpose. i mean poppin’ pills and chappin’ lips, where are you Charlie Sheen?


WTF Clothing Item of the Week…

Bam, you own this outfit back in the early 90’s like 90210 type shit…crush


Jump on the bandwagon…I am going to Egypt

So in light of the recent events in Egypt I have decided to join in…Why not right? My career is going under, I have no real goals in life, I have literally no dependents except my doorman, and its winter. With that all said, I have always wanted to join a riot. You know what I mean, carrying around Molotov cocktails with all your friends just drinking all hours of the day…screaming at everyone about being oppressed. It would be legit until you got a taste of teargas or that sonic boom thing people keep talking about in my office.

Anyways come join the mook movement…I flying over and will be blogging the shit out of this riot.


Sock-less Joe Jackson

Unreal, this guy just ruined my lunch…So I am strolling over to my favorite lunch spot when I see this guy walking at a fast pace with Birkenstock’s and no socks on. At first you would obviously assume this guy is homeless, but no he is just picking up some Thai food probably east in some underground village no one knows about. Two key points to take away here: one according to the “feels like” it is 15 degrees outside, yeah 15…and two he is decently bundled up so why not at least go full hippie and throw on some socks. Is this guy trying to make a statement or is he literally crazy???


The Hangover: Day 2

Jesus. Saturday was a big one…it got me thinking about 2 day hangovers, something I’ve become quite adept at experiencing these last several years. For whatever reason, the 2(or more) day hangover didn’t happen in college. You can black out, barf out a  Hunch Punch and Uncle Ben’s Rice Bowl combo, and  yea, you’d have a hangover the next day, but it didn’t drag on. No, the 2 day hangover is associated with how bad you feel on Monday morning after a Saturday rage sess. You pretty much know by about 4pm on Sunday what your status is…if you still feel hungover…you’re probably fucked. Theres no way you’ll get restless sleep on Sunday night and you’re guaranteed to wake up Monday thirstier than you’ve ever been in your life…and can still taste Jack and Cokes and Cigarette resin on your tongue. It’s a dark place. The only solution is to power through the morning, drink a shitload of water and basically coast through the day….By the afternoon, you’re on your way to feeling better……

Mook I am your Father

Mook is too hungover to post today….he tried to come out for a series  a post after halftime lunch break, but he just felt like he couldn’t go, little too much pain and swelling…don’t question his toughness though….