Beer Monster

There was a time in my life when acting like a jagaloon was acceptable and that was freshman year of college when I was slumming it up on cheap booze and slam pigs. I recently witnessed the beer monster at a local watering hole and an act it is…A quick rundown is you pull the front of your shirt over your head and proceed to chug a whole beer through it. Well in my opinion that is bottom of the barrel…your shirt is ruined, you smell like shit, and you sure as shit are not getting laid now.

– Mook

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